WHAT IS THIS THING?

this thing in between the legs,

this thing that men go crazy about,

that women use as a weapon,

this vavabobalagoroouis( don’t bother;it’s not in the dictionary) ┬áthing that smells something,

this thing that has no price yet price-tags weight it down,

this thing that women go extra miles to keep it moist and tight,

this thing that men would fight and kill for,fight

this thing that has no expiry date or does it?

this thing that houses mighty men, no matter their sizes,

how do you use your thing?

do you play soccer or tennis with it?

do you know how to keep it’s honor and not let men pushed it in as if you’re trash?

what IS THIS THING?